I now am the proud Mom Mom of a 3-year-old bundle of giggles. His name is Will. I call him Little Man or Willy. He is the source of so much joy and pure unconditional love. He is also the source of some of the funniest stories. All of 3 but surely turning 30 tomorrow. Will is in training...potty training that is. Just recently we go "Big Boy Pants".
When Chris was potty training, he was a pistol. One day when I was doing dishes, it got real quiet. Now as we all know, that is the first sign that something is going on with your kid. Upon further inspection I found the funniest thing...There were two brown streaks running up the hallway and into the living room. They ended at my son's Fisher Price vacuum. Inside the vacuum all around the round decoration there was also this lovely brown substance. Hmmm, what could it be? Messy Marvin was at it again-covering up a mistake. He had had an accident in his pants and they must have fallen onto the floor so he got the vacuum and cleaned them up--all over the house. LOL. What can you do? All you can do is laugh.
I know you all have a potty story. I would love for your to share them so we can all enjoy them.

I went to the conservatory the other day with my 2yr old friend, Marie, who is potty training. She had a(number 2)accident in her Pull-Up, so we went to the bathroom to clean it up. We got there at the same time as a rather plump lady, who was about to use the handicapped stall, but said we could use it because the changing table is in it. While I was cleaning up Marie, we heard the lady start urinating. Marie whispers, "Sarah, she's peeing!" I replied,"Shh! I know, honey." Then, the lady tooted, and Marie says "She TOOTed!" I quietly reiterated, "Shh! I KNOW, honey!" Then, we heard the sounds of number 2, and Marie shouted, "Yay! She's POOPing!!!" I was trying so hard not to laugh, while simultaneously trying to clean up a wiggly 2year-old. But, when Marie turned to me and said, "Wow! SOMETHING stinks in here!" I almost wet myself laughing.
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